Here I rate almost every popular track of CZARFACE.

Can't guarantee that this rating is the true one, but there are no facts on the internet... only opinions :)

Every track will be given a scale from 0-100 so that I can rate everything in an accurate way.

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Break in the Action

75/100

I love this track, but parts with MF DOOM weren't as good. Probably the melody was not very nice on his parts. That's why it's a fair 3/4, a 75...

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Nightcrawler

45/100

It's not horrible to listen.. But man, everything is the same for the whole duration of the song. Sample -> Play melody with rapping in the background -> Repeat! Only unique thing is at 1:32 where something changes.

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Bomb Thrown

90/100

Everything is absolutely perfect here, although doom's part is a little bit worse. But I stil love it, it sounds so unique.

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Me's Company

85/100

It's pretty simple, but it sounds so warming overall. Just a quick track that will be probably liked by everyone.

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Mando Calrissian

65/100

It's definetly not bad, but it's certainly not for everyone. Has that sweet old comic style like you're inside a cartoon being a detective super hero. Overall a weird track but I like it.

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Phantoms

90/100

So good, the flow is really nice here and the text matches the song. Absolutely love it. The part at 2:07 is honestly my favorite one, but unfortunately it's not MF DOOM's, hehe...

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Burrito

40/100

Doesn't sound bad, but it's on the same level as Nightcrawler. The best part is at 0:58 where the song gets a little bit more interesting (the rest is pretty much boring)

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Czarwyn's Theory of People Getting Loose

85/100

It's very nice, but not 90 because there is a little bit room of improvement. MF DOOM's part was very nice here, and the instrumental of the song is pretty unique and nice sounding.

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Czartacus

75/100

Very good, has that smash-everything energetic chaos vibe to it. The melody is same but the vocals make you not get bored. No wonder that it's one of the most popular tracks on the album, although I think it should be a little bit more popular. Doesn't deserve a 90, but it's a solid 75 because there are some cons.

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Stun Gun

70/100

A pretty chill song, just to sit and listen to it. The beat is so simple yet relaxing.

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Damien's Dinner Time

60/100

Honestly I imagine some smooth action villain fight, would suit some movie pretty well.

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This is Canon Now

50/100

It's pretty weird, I can't even explain it. And these constant voice inserts like the person saying is spinning on a vinyl record.. ew. But it's not bad, I just don't like it.

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Forever People

70/100

Sounds like a villain planning something evil in his safehouse with a ghost theme onto it.

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DOOM Unto Others

68/100

The song is not sounding bad, but a little bit weird. I like the part at 1:49 where the song starts sounding normally. Oh and the ad at 2:22 I love it haha.

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Two in the Chest

72.5/100

Songs sounds great imo, I imagine some fight action jewel heist with cowboys and a super villain judging by the album cover. The most popular track on the album, but for some people like my friend it's very weird.

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Dust

77.5/100

Very close to Two in the Chest, and kinda better. Can't really say what I imagine while listening to this, but it slaps for sure...

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Meddle with Metal

70/100

Sounds like a villain escaped from a secret laborotory in 1960s and is now trying to figure out how to get back in the future, and is settling things with different crime gangs.

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Lumberjack Match

75/100

Great song, instantly brings an image of a villain chasing some ganster to get some information out of him in some casino or a bar with many shots occuring.

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Young world

65/100

Not bad, not bad at all. Honestly it has that heaven angel-singing vibe of a father trying to teach his girl something.

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Don't Spoil It

55/100

So weird yet interesting. The melody tells you that the actions are happening in some hideout where some cool stuff is happening :)

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Fearless & Inventine

65/100

I like it, pretty good song to show someone in a business-friendly relationship. Like a superhero and a supervillain trying to defeat someone together.

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Call Me

50/100

Why does this song exist? Haha. Sounds like a brain imagination of someone drunk.

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The Great

72.5/100

The guitar really does the job here, turned out in a really great instrumental. And also the vocals here are pretty dynamic.

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Big em Up

95/100

The most energetic and non-boring track possible, I think it's very underrated. This just should be more popular, my top one.

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Beautiful Beast

70/100

Very nice and simple sounding melody. Judging by the album cover, everything is happening in 1950s savanna with a big city nearby? Some poachers are trying to hunt animals yet the villain stops them.

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A Name to the Face

75/100

This isn't really a song, but personally I don't even care. The melody slaps with all the talking shit in the background.

The list may not be full, I keep on adding stuff here.